What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.